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My spawn are nuts

March 3rd, 2014 (09:16 pm)
surprised

Bitchyness Indicator: surprised

So, Princess, she doesn't like ANY flavor of Girl Scout Cookie. I think that qualifies her for commitment. Seriously.

EmoBoy has reached levels of "I don't give a crap," I didn't think were possible.

Me: We should sell my Harley. Every time I ride it my back goes out (cue me devastated, but not willing to deal with pain any more)

SG to EmoBoy: (I was not there for this) James wants to sell the bike. Look, find a driving school, get your learner's permit, and license. Then find the nearest Motorcycle Safety Foundation course, pass it and you can have James' Bike. We'll pay for the courses.

That was December. He still hasn't done crap. He'll be 16 at the end of April. It's apparently too much effort to go online and find 1) a driving school and 2) the nearest MSF course. ARE YOU FUCKING MENTAL...you've been offered a fucking Harley for using Google and that's too much effort. @.@ -.- -.0

I'd worry he's on drugs, but, you know, that would take effort and since he has no cash because he makes no effort to earn it...nuff said.

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Baaaahhhh....Meme Time

February 11th, 2014 (09:37 pm)
dorky

Bitchyness Indicator: dorky

You Are the Pacific Ocean

You are open-minded and free-spirited. You love adventure.
You don't like being pinned down, and you don't like to make plans. You prefer to keep some wiggle room in your life.

You are not very conventional, and you thrive when you can be creative. You are an inventive problem solver.
You are spontaneous and optimistic. You would rather take a risk on a new thing, even if the old thing still works.



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February 11th, 2014 (06:23 am)

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Laying Ghosts is a many-layered story. There’s a mystery to be solved, as well as a lot of family drama and relationship changes and growth for Joe and Kabe. Joe is a wonderful first-person narrator. He comes across as a bit of a redneck and sometimes a bit too stuck on the rules, but inside he’s much more. He’s a sharp investigator, a loyal lover, son, and brother, and much more emotional than his tough exterior would reveal.

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February 10th, 2014 (06:16 pm)

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James Buchanan has posted a new item, ‘[James Buchanan] [James Buchanan] [James Buchanan] LAYING GHOSTS has been Joyfully Reviewed

James Buchanan has posted a new item, ‘[James Buchanan] [James Buchanan] LAYING GHOSTS has been Joyfully Reviewed

James Buchanan has posted a new item, ‘[James Buchanan] LAYING GHOSTS has been Joyfully Reviewed

James Buchanan has posted a new item, ‘LAYING GHOSTS has been Joyfully Reviewed

Laying Ghosts is a many-layered story. There’s a mystery to be solved, as well as a lot of family drama and relationship changes and growth for Joe and Kabe. Joe is a wonderful first-person narrator. He comes across as a bit of a redneck and sometimes a bit too stuck on the rules, but inside he’s much more. He’s a sharp investigator, a loyal lover, son, and brother, and much more emotional than his tough exterior would reveal.

via LAYING GHOSTS by James Buchanan | Joyfully Reviewed.

You may view the latest post at
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[James Buchanan] [James Buchanan] [James Buchanan] [James Buchanan] LAYING GHOSTS has been Joyfully

February 10th, 2014 (12:15 pm)

Originally published at James Buchanan. You can comment here or there.

James Buchanan has posted a new item, ‘[James Buchanan] [James Buchanan] [James Buchanan] LAYING GHOSTS has been Joyfully Reviewed

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James Buchanan has posted a new item, ‘[James Buchanan] [James Buchanan] LAYING GHOSTS has been Joyfully Reviewed

James Buchanan has posted a new item, ‘[James Buchanan] LAYING GHOSTS has been Joyfully Reviewed

James Buchanan has posted a new item, ‘LAYING GHOSTS has been Joyfully Reviewed

Laying Ghosts is a many-layered story. There’s a mystery to be solved, as well as a lot of family drama and relationship changes and growth for Joe and Kabe. Joe is a wonderful first-person narrator. He comes across as a bit of a redneck and sometimes a bit too stuck on the rules, but inside he’s much more. He’s a sharp investigator, a loyal lover, son, and brother, and much more emotional than his tough exterior would reveal.

via LAYING GHOSTS by James Buchanan | Joyfully Reviewed.

You may view the latest post at
http://james-buchanan.com/2013/06/12/laying-ghosts-has-been-joyfully-reviewed/

You received this e-mail because you asked to be notified when new updates are posted.
Best regards,
James Buchanan

You may view the latest post at
http://james-buchanan.com/2013/06/12/james-buchanan-laying-ghosts-has-been-joyfully-reviewed/

You received this e-mail because you asked to be notified when new updates are posted.
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[James Buchanan] [James Buchanan] [James Buchanan] LAYING GHOSTS has been Joyfully Reviewed

February 10th, 2014 (06:14 am)

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James Buchanan has posted a new item, ‘[James Buchanan] [James Buchanan] LAYING GHOSTS has been Joyfully Reviewed

</p>

James Buchanan has posted a new item, ‘[James Buchanan] LAYING GHOSTS has been Joyfully Reviewed

James Buchanan has posted a new item, ‘LAYING GHOSTS has been Joyfully Reviewed

Laying Ghosts is a many-layered story. There’s a mystery to be solved, as well as a lot of family drama and relationship changes and growth for Joe and Kabe. Joe is a wonderful first-person narrator. He comes across as a bit of a redneck and sometimes a bit too stuck on the rules, but inside he’s much more. He’s a sharp investigator, a loyal lover, son, and brother, and much more emotional than his tough exterior would reveal.

via LAYING GHOSTS by James Buchanan | Joyfully Reviewed.

You may view the latest post at
http://james-buchanan.com/2013/06/12/laying-ghosts-has-been-joyfully-reviewed/

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Slowly but surely

January 12th, 2014 (09:27 am)
contemplative

Bitchyness Indicator: contemplative

Climbing back into the light of day again. Wow, it was a crappy few years there...for a lot of folks, not just me. But I was talking with zamaxfield last night, and realized I need to get my shit back together and get back to what I love.

1) This means I need to cut back on on very big bad habit of mine. I'm working towards that, it's not easy at all and it's taking a lot of energy right now sticking that course. So if there are not massive jumps in productivity in the next couple of months...that's why. This should also assist with a secondary goal of shedding some poundage, as I tend to eat in that state, and stay up to late, and feel bleh the next day so I eat stuff I shouldn't. Secondary to that, there's a gym in the office, a one time fee of $5 and any employee can use it. Since it's small, not used a lot and not filled with the supremely fit muscle jobs -- it mitigates the "why I hate the gym" factor: I don't have to watch Joe Steroid on his 115th rep while I'm doing my measly 30min on the stationary bike.

2) I need to reconnect. To the web. I know most folks need to disconnect, but I've become a ghost presence as an author. That's not good for me and sales and fans.

3) I need some new beta readers. I have one I love, but life hit them in the balls in this last year and time has become a precious commodity. I need to spread the load around some. I am petulant and growly, but whoever it is need not have to deal with that, unless you're up to the WTF do you mean by X IMs. And mostly those are used for me to really root out the problematical word, section, phrase, action. I just may come across as a Chihuahua with barred teeth while I'm working through it.  Anyone who wants to apply for that thankless task can PM or email me.

4) I need to get with my website host and figure out WTF is going on. My virus software says there's something there. Two friends, who are in the website/coding/magical-mysteries-beyond-human-comprehension field say they don't see anything. Other folks don't have the problem accessing, but some do...so it needs to get fixed. I can update the blog through my phone, but I need to work on updating the pages and other things. Basically, update that bad boy.

5) I need to get rights back to a few stories out there. Ones that have languished. Then either self pub them or see if I can get someone to re-edit, re-release. I also have some shorts that have come back to me that I'd like to self publish. I have the resources in a cover artist I like, a formatter, friends who can walk me through who to use for getting on the ebook distributors. It's doable, I just have to commit to doing it.

6) The big one of course, is writing more. I need to sit down in the morning and do 500 words, and then 500 at lunch (or while waiting in court...yadda) and then 500 in the evening. I know if I get back in that habit, I'll do more than 500 each time. It's a doable goal though -- think that's a couple pages of dialog or a few paragraphs. I've done it before. I can do it again, I just have to get back to it. Being able to hit the house without having had an hour long drive in sucktastic traffic at night helps. Plus, if I manage goal number 1, then I tend to wake up earlier (5:30ish) and I have a quiet portion of the morning while I drink my coffee and the rest of the house is still snoozing.

Let's face it, I've managed to get 15 Novels/Short story collections out there and a slew of stand alone shorts. I can get back there. I just have to reset some.

Hopefully, you'll see more of me around -- commenting and posting.

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New Car

December 24th, 2013 (10:43 am)
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Well, new to me.

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The doggies in XMas spirit

December 20th, 2013 (09:02 pm)

doesn't need an explanation. ..

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Its that Seasonal time Babies...

December 9th, 2013 (10:15 pm)

If you want a holiday card from me with a special little present, DM me your mailing info and I'll get one out!

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